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by Coma (comadrug235)
at October 4th, 2010 (02:41 pm)

Edge put an end to Jack Swagger’s "All-American American" Homecoming Celebration

In front of a hometown audience, Jack Swagger celebrated … himself. Claiming he hasn’t been getting the respect he deserves for putting Oklahoma on the map, Swagger said he – and his personal “Swagger Soaring Eagle” mascot – moved to, of all places, Texas. However, while Swagger crowned himself the undisputed "King of Oklahoma," Edge interrupted his self-coronation ceremony. Wishing to rid WWE of all things stupid, The Rated-R Superstar dropped Swagger’s personal mascot with a right hook, then drove him to the canvas with a bone-crushing Spear.